Dogs R great

had 2 very grumpy & comatose teenage boys cursing sheamus this morning 

because he had carried one of each of their sneakers, somewhere outside.

I love this dog.

Ive gotta wash my hair

Im gonna wash that grey right out of my head ~ 

shame I can't do anything about the voices

Happy Rosh Hashonah

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SCHOOL TOMORROW ?!?!?!?!

Can't the Christians just go & sit quietly . . . . . please . . .

Behind this door we have ....

in one of our closets there are just 3 items : 

a beautiful prom gown, 

a large pair of goalie pads, 

and a pick axe. 

Just another day in the life of our family.

How to make friends

number of neighbors we have met in the poconos at 6 freaking AM 

because Seamus ran down the long stone driveway to greet them 

as they walked their dog by :          3

Mums the word

This blog is missing because ..... 

I follow the "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all" rule. 

PLEASE Sept 7th HURRY. (first day of school)

Summer Vacation please end

Is it to early to make your kids wait at the bus stop ?

(school is two weeks away )

The game

When your 9 year old & 10 month old Puppy 

have a tug of war with your down comforter 

~ there are No Winners.

Hangover ?

OMG after a night of drinking I woke up in bed with 3 strangers ~

a short bald dude, a hairy white guy & a hairy black dude !!!

Ok it was one beer, my husband, Child # 4 & the great dane, but regardless,

IM awake and can't go back to sleep.

August 15, 2010 at 5:44am

Packing Tips

FYI never say "oh thanks honey" and leave it at that

if your husband says I packed for you.

Going out to buy clothes that match and fit .

August 7, 2010 at 9:14am

August Prayer

Dear Lord, 

Please give me the strength to make it through the last two weeks of August without killing any children .... mine or others. Amen

August 17, 2010 at 5:27pm

Prayers

Dear Lord

Thank you for the gift of my 3 wonderful boys.

Please help "your" gift to shut up and stop fighting with each other.

I know the return period has expired and I'm prepared to use duct tape.

Thank you. Amen

August 5, 2010 at 8:00am

Question

Dear God just one question ~

 were you absent the day they created 8th grade boys

Pets

for the record ~

the electric shock collar will be going back on whomever chewed up the raw sweet potato in the hallway

July 15, 2010 at 11:50am

The name game

playing the name game yesterday ....

Child # 4, perhaps losing interest, says Testical Erestical.

Your turn brother .... it's a "y".   It's a silent Y, but you can hear a hint of it.

Although no one can verify the existence of Mr Yerestical, the game continued

July 9, 2010 at 6:16am via iPhone

Family bonding

Barely survived a very hilly bike ride with Child # 4 -

 may need to rethink this family bonding thing

Originally posted on Facebook June 28, 2010 at 11:32am

Child # 3

Dear Child # 3  ~

I am very sorry for yelling at you for not looking hard enough for your sneaker before school this morning.

I just found it in the hosta by the bird bath.

Sheamus is now grounded.

Love Your Mother

Originally Posted on Facebook June 17, 2010 at 8:15pm

June 13th, 2010

ok so teaching the fuzziest most thick coated dog in the world to swim may need to be rethought ~ 2.5 hours later and he is still soaking wet

Originally posted on Facebook June 13, 2010 at 4:40pm via iPhone

Fast Fact 1

·       

     A Dyson will suck up 4.3 million teeny fish food morsels & one half of the plastic container they came in, before becoming clogged.

     In addition, holding your Dyson steady on one spot, while cursing vigorously, will effectively remove all fish food clumps cemented to your rug by dog slobber.

June 9th, 2010

started Wednesday off by chasing Seamus down the street in my pajamas.

The day can only get better and Im sure the neighbors will eventually recover

Originally posted on Facebook June 9, 2010 at 7:44am via iPhone