How to make friends

number of neighbors we have met in the poconos at 6 freaking AM 

because Seamus ran down the long stone driveway to greet them 

as they walked their dog by :          3

Mums the word

This blog is missing because ..... 

I follow the "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all" rule. 

PLEASE Sept 7th HURRY. (first day of school)

Summer Vacation please end

Is it to early to make your kids wait at the bus stop ?

(school is two weeks away )

The game

When your 9 year old & 10 month old Puppy 

have a tug of war with your down comforter 

~ there are No Winners.

Hangover ?

OMG after a night of drinking I woke up in bed with 3 strangers ~

a short bald dude, a hairy white guy & a hairy black dude !!!

Ok it was one beer, my husband, Child # 4 & the great dane, but regardless,

IM awake and can't go back to sleep.

August 15, 2010 at 5:44am

Packing Tips

FYI never say "oh thanks honey" and leave it at that

if your husband says I packed for you.

Going out to buy clothes that match and fit .

August 7, 2010 at 9:14am

August Prayer

Dear Lord, 

Please give me the strength to make it through the last two weeks of August without killing any children .... mine or others. Amen

August 17, 2010 at 5:27pm

Prayers

Dear Lord

Thank you for the gift of my 3 wonderful boys.

Please help "your" gift to shut up and stop fighting with each other.

I know the return period has expired and I'm prepared to use duct tape.

Thank you. Amen

August 5, 2010 at 8:00am

Question

Dear God just one question ~

 were you absent the day they created 8th grade boys