So after all the cleaning this weekend, as I’m walking out
the door before the open house on Sunday, doing a final spot check, I see
something out of the corner of my eye.
A little piece of string is stuck to the window screen. I climb behind the chair to check it out, and
discover that the section of roof outside the window is covered with debris.
Evidently the Trump towers 2012 Bird Nest Condominiums are
being built under the roof, behind the gutter.
Sanford & Son, have been
hired as project managers, and the roof is covered with miscellaneous pieces of
junk that obviously did not pass quality control.
Ground Zero is covered in dead plant stalks, palm branches
ripped from Christian’s hands, twigs, several pieces of misc pieces of twine
and scraps of paper. There is even a 3
foot branch on the roof – how the heck did I not see the crane backing in the
driveway or at least an Owl with a tow strap ….
I lift up the screen to get a closer look at the ongoing venture,
thus breaching security parameters. Clearly
their “emergency preparedness drill” has been updated. Alarms are sounded, the twilight bark for
birds is implemented, Pterodactyls start dive bombing my head, and I am cursed
at in multiple bird tongues.
Under the roof is overflowing with “building materials” that
trail down wall, and while providing a directly pathway to the structure, it frankly
does not meet the OSHA job site cleanliness standards.
One can only image the square footage these units have to
offer, and I’m surprised the builders haven’t broken through the wall and set up
an office in Cole’s bedroom.
I am going to need a SWAT team or at least the National
Guard to deal with this. Maybe prospective
buyers will like the idea of buy a home that can be sub divided into an income property??
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