What does a 46 year old look like
Slightly bulgier – as apparently one cheeseburger now equals an immediate 5 pound weight increase
Calmer – partly due to maturity and partly due to the fact that yelling causes you to pee your pants
Blinder – when did they start making words so freaking tiny
Wiser – as I now have mastered the art of “pick your battles with your kid 101” and have patented the ...phrase “your grounded – give me your phone”
Lives Simply – A direct result of the current economy providing no way to pay for the finer things in life
Zen –I accept that everyone judges everyone and what someone thinks does not change anything about me ....or maybe it’s just I don’t give a &%^& ….. either way it’s a good thing
Friendless – I have no time to have friends – if it weren’t for a husband, 4 kids & 2 significant others, I would have no one to talk to after work and be the poster child for crazy dog ladies.
All in all, the positives outweigh the negatives & I’ll take it !
Slightly bulgier – as apparently one cheeseburger now equals an immediate 5 pound weight increase
Calmer – partly due to maturity and partly due to the fact that yelling causes you to pee your pants
Blinder – when did they start making words so freaking tiny
Wiser – as I now have mastered the art of “pick your battles with your kid 101” and have patented the ...phrase “your grounded – give me your phone”
Lives Simply – A direct result of the current economy providing no way to pay for the finer things in life
Zen –I accept that everyone judges everyone and what someone thinks does not change anything about me ....or maybe it’s just I don’t give a &%^& ….. either way it’s a good thing
Friendless – I have no time to have friends – if it weren’t for a husband, 4 kids & 2 significant others, I would have no one to talk to after work and be the poster child for crazy dog ladies.
All in all, the positives outweigh the negatives & I’ll take it !
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