Anyone for bacon ??

Good Morning World …. Or is it Good Evening.  Unless you are dragging your body to bed with a pink boa & a tiara on, 2:30 am for a 45 year old, is not a pleasant time to be awake. 

The husband’s 2:15 am bladder break and border patrol report, acknowledged one little angel sleeping peacefully, snuggled in his bed.  Regretfully, preliminary data, showed 2 individuals, had been documented at the 12 am bed check.  We were a spawn down.

1 little piggy was at her boyfriends, 1 little piggy was at the Poconos, 1 little piggy was tucked in his bed fast asleep, and that left 1 little piggy who need to run all the way home.  STAT

Happily for my sanity, and his prolonged existence, my little AWOL piggy from hell, answered his cell phone on the 3^rd or 4^th call.  Fortunately, he was not lying in a ditch on the side of the road, as one assumes all 2 am piggy’s missing in action are.   Our swine was gallivanting in the barnyard, doing male teenage piggy type things. 

While waiting for the “run all the way home” part of our story to take place, I loaded the dishwasher and folded laundry, using my free time to list the many ways to make use of a slain piggy’s body. 

I am pleased to state the 3:30 am border patrol report shows, the AWOL little piggy, has returned, is safe and sound, has relinquished his cell phone, all ties to the outside world have been severed, and a sentry has been posted at his door…… Going back to bed now



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