Brains Matter

Wake 3 comatose boys up
Run to wawa for bagged lunch for school "zoo" trip
Spot clean house for showing at 10
Vacuum entire house
Obsess over trying to figure out which couple from the open house(s) this
  weekend is supposed to make an offer & which is coming
  back for a 2nd look & who is the "very interested" buyer coming today
  from out of town
Travel a safe distance behind dogs outback waiting for them to take care
  of business, so I can remove all traces of business
Yell multiple last minute "before showing things to do" at Kid #2.
Watch them vaporize into thin air, never to be acted upon.
Get out the door, looking human, by 745 for work.
This house is going to be sold with brain matter on the walls.